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a hilarious joke

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

(via totallynotawerewolf)

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actual-human-girl:

super-who-locked-in:

titenoute:

moose-on-the-loose:

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

(Source: tacoposey, via you-reextraordinary)

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usasheeran:

I’m not sure who’s enjoying themselves more the man-child or the cats [X]

usasheeran:

I’m not sure who’s enjoying themselves more the man-child or the cats [X]

(via cwestlund)

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via thegoatfucker)

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http://simplebagel.com/post/95321407215/peetadelrey-in-my-personal-opinion-as-a-black →

peetadelrey:

In my personal opinion, as a black woman, this Taylor Swift outrage is beyond over the top.

This is not a Lily Allen/Miley Cyrus situation. Those two women EXCLUSIVELY used black women’s bodies as sexual objects. Their back up dancers were exclusively black women, and their…

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

(via cumberbitch-please)

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kaliforhnia:

there’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

(via fake-mermaid)

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oh-flern:

Jean-Ralphio Singing At People

(via hit-an-alltimelow)

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